stripping down your brand,
dipping it in honey and rolling it in glitter.
WHY SHOULD I HIRE YOU?
WHO ELSE HAS HIRED YOU?
Lots of nice people. Ted Baker, Tesco, Virgin Media, Loaf Homewares, FitFlop, Coles Australia, Audio Network, Abel & Cole, The Body Shop, notonthehighstreet.com and my own mother. Take a look at my portfolio for the full skinny on what I did for these clients.
SO YOUR AREAS OF EXPERTISE ARE...?
Retail, fashion, homewares, pretty products, design services and the wedding industry (if anything, I’m overqualified to write about weddings. I’ve been a bridesmaid NINE times).
WHAT DON'T YOU DO?
Not much. But neither money nor medicine are my areas of expertise. You might want to look elsewhere for a financial or medical copywriter.
WHERE ARE YOU?
London. But thanks to the miracle of technology I can Skype with you wherever you are in the world.
ISN'T 'KAT' SUPPOSED TO BE SPELLED WITH A 'C'?
No. It’s a pun and a very pleasant one at that.
HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST ME?
My day rate is £300 but for smaller projects I would always encourage you to drop me a line to discuss your budgetary needs on firstname.lastname@example.org.
HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR TEA?
Milky and without complaint.
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